First, in an unusual twist, surgeons replace

First, in an unusual twist, surgeons replaced a man’s missing thumb with his big toe. The man lost his thumb in April and surgeons reattached it, but it just didn’t feel right. Since the man is a cabinet maker by trade, he needs a working thumb, so it was off with the toe this week! Toe-on-thumb action is actually not a new procedure. Here are the graphic pictures.
Second, cosmetic toe surgery is the new designer vagina. We’re not talking about plastic surgery to reconstruct broken toes or to reduce the pain of certain health conditions or defects. If you’re feeling low self-esteem because your piggies are too fat, or perhaps uneven, or perhaps just not
First, in an unusual twist, surgeons replaced a man’s missing thumb with his big toe. The man lost his thumb in April and surgeons reattached it, but it just didn’t feel right. Since the man is a cabinet maker by trade, he needs a working thumb, so it was off with the toe this week! Toe-on-thumb action is actually not a new procedure. Here are the graphic pictures.
Second, cosmetic toe surgery is the new designer vagina. We’re not talking about plastic surgery to reconstruct broken toes or to reduce the pain of certain health conditions or defects. If you’re feeling low self-esteem because your piggies are too fat, or perWiener-Waterer and the feline-in-vent-saga, I hobbled to urgent care yesterday for what I can only describe as a Toe Thing. I woke up in the middle of the night this week feeling feverish and ill, but the strangest thing about this was that a toe was throbbing with pain. Not the full set, mind you; just the one. Next day, my toe grew progressively worse, swelling to twice its size and slowly incubating a giant, gelatinous blister. Yesterday, I awoke to find a bulging bulls-eye of unspeakable ugliness on my toe, complete with a red inflamed stripe running up my foot. Black widow bite? Tripping through rusty nails on my way to coffee again? Who knows! I captured the full lidocaine-and-lancing glory on my Blackberry, which the doctor thought was awesome. For all my gluttons ohaps uneven, or perhaps just not delectable enough, you can fix that! delectable enough, you can fix that!